Mean Things on My Mind

I've got mean things on my mind.
My thoughts are angry bees; my head's a mangled hive.

Where in the hell did you learn to drive?
Does the Helen Keller Driving School offer classes online?

Keep on talking on the phone.
I'd hate for you to have nothing to do while you're driving and eating an ice cream cone.

I've got mean things on my mind.
All my wishes will come true, as long as everybody dies.

Who's that older lady being so rude?
No kidding, that's your mother? She's looking pretty good.

You sound just like that famous country singer.
You sound just like Hank Williams, Jr.